shotel

Something you call someone to confuse the fuck out of them

Houston: You’re such a shotel Tony.
Tony: What’s a shotel? Tell me! What the heck is a shotel? I’m not gonna sleep until I know what it is!
Houston: Retard...

by Hunter “The Crackhead” Biden October 3, 2019

Shovel Talk

The "If you hurt him/her I will break you" talk given as a warning to a romantic partner from a concerned party, usually family or a close friend.

Father of the bride: "I have a shovel and 30 acres of land. If you hurt a hair on her head, no one will ever find your body."

Groom: "You don't need to give me a Shovel Talk, sir. I would rather die than hurt her."

by Ifer April 9, 2013

Sperm Shovel

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.

Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Shovel Gang

A global community of shovel enthusiasts that enjoy digging up dirty beats, bonsai farming, plowing snow, building tiny sand castles, and anything else you can do with a shovel. Known for a life style of large chains and tiny shovels. Shovels up, hoes down.

I really dig the shovel gang. every day i'm shovelin'

by theshovelgang March 8, 2019

I like your shoelaces

Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."

Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.

by Sammy Blueberry the Weirdo February 18, 2021

Strange Duped Shovel

The Strange Duped Shovel (SBD for short) is a strange quality stock shovel gained through a duplication glitch within the game Team Fortress 2. This has become an inside joke among the community thanks to a video by Soundsmith called “TF2 The Legend of the Duped Shovel.”

Orna: I’m buying a Strange Duped Shovel send me a trade offer

by Genevis September 3, 2020

lemon shoveling

The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.

Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.

by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019