shitloads

Shitloads is "LONG" for lots.

I have shitloads of porn on my computer.

by the almighty ho September 15, 2005

baker's shitload

A dozen is 12; a baker's dozen is 13. By extension: however much is in a shitload, a baker's shitload has one more. See metric shitload

I expected a shitload of trouble, but not a baker's shitload of trouble.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

shitload of fuck

Phrase used to describe something that is really bad or undesirable.

Mike: Dude, can you believe this game?
James: No, it's such a shitload of fuck!

by Fred Gorut November 1, 2013

shitoff

A bit like fuckoff but milder. Suitable for children to use.

"Why don't you shitoff Shitface?"

by David Edward Hall September 17, 2007

Mexican Shitoff

When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.

Mary Sue and I were in a Mexican Shitoff in the bathroom.

by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015

Shitload

(Colloquial) The amount of cow manure that will fit in the bed of a 3/4 ton pickup. For fresh, wet, stinking manure, this would be 750 pounds. For dry manure, something less, perhaps 500 pounds.

I have to go over to Jackson's farm and get a shitload of manure for my mom's garden.

by OldFskingGeek August 18, 2013

Shitlock

Constipation.

"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"

"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."

by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009