Shitface

A person who is struck by a debilitating case of diarrhea, explosive or otherwise, and has the misfortune of other stomach related ailments. While relieving said diarrhea the individual is overtaken by the sudden urge to vomit and is forced to do so into the already poo contaminated water. Upon contact with the water’s surface the projectile vomit splashes the contents up into the individuals face… they have just been shitfaced.

Dude, I can't go out with you tonight my stomach feels awful, plus I need a shower I just shitfaced myself in the bathroom.

by Alexander High-tower April 27, 2009

Shitface

One whoms face is made of shit and/or is retarded

Your a fuckin shitface!

by BRose420 October 03, 2008

Shitface

The fact that you found this.

Shitface

by iddunno January 30, 2021

Shitface

Nice name to call someone when you like them.

Felicia "Hi shitface <3"
Max "Hello :)"

by Thick dick daddy 27 June 18, 2021

Shitface

Shitfacing yourself consists of smoking marijuana and getting really drunk at the same time, simply because you are screwing your system up really badly with two substances that are harmful in their own ways.

Holy, I totally shitfaced myself at the party!

by Vanessa Li December 26, 2005

Shitface

A person who has shit on his/her face or a giant douche.

Fucking Frank, I hate Frank. He is such a shitface.

by Fredo Corleone May 26, 2014

shitfaced

To be really, really drunk

"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."

by westside December 30, 2004