Shirtless

Something that should be seen more often in warmer weather.

Person 1: "That person is always shirtless! Does he own a shirt?"
Person 2: "He likes being shirtless. Just let him be."

by DW!! August 26, 2013

Shirtless Bob

That one crazy dude in every neighbourhood who is almost exclusively seen without his shirt. Either ridiculously skinny due to too much exercise, or overweight due to too much alcohol. Best avoided by kids so they do not end up scarred for life.

Shirtless Bob's walking past the house again... lock the windows!

by meowlnir July 2, 2016

shiftless

A person or action that is slow, without purpose, lurking, mal-intented

or unemployed i.e with-out shifts

Damone was at his other baby's momma's house while his mother searched endlessly for him because he was suppose to pick her up at the airport like he had promised. Man he is so damned shiftless!

by Giaa July 29, 2008

sleeping shirtless

the act of sleeping half naked, or with clothing only around the waist, where the upper torso is exposed, typically a practice performed by men

John is sleeping shirtless during this heat wave

by Ray Orta November 7, 2006

Shitsleep

The immensely pleasurable act of taking a large shit and proceeding to go to bed directly after. The expanded anal sphincter, aka asshole, when combined with the normal force or the pushing up of the bed, provides a very sensual and pleasurable experience.

James Woods: I'm gonna shitsleep tonight.
Peter Griffin : What did ya have Mexican for lunch?

by Alduin_Jot December 13, 2012

shitless layabout

A lazy person who spends an overwhelming majority of his/her time being unproductive.

I can't believe that Jim skipped another interview to play video games. What a shitless layabout.

by Harmon Smoothberger March 21, 2016

Shittle Nips

When you face swap with someone on Snapchat and end up looking like a Lesbain.

"OMG, Saf you look like a Shittle Nips"

by Susan_bingowings November 15, 2016