shirtcocked 

Anywhere there is potential of male or female nudity, be it a nude beach or a desert festival like Burning Man, etc. shirtcockers abound like environmental bedbugs, pests biting at an overall aura. While most shirtcockers manage to find viewing spots of the genitals on display such as behind the tree looking through their high-powered binoculars or behind trail rocks or outcroppings should the shirtcocker want to begin mindlessly stoking his junk as though he's in the privacy of his own boudoir, occasionally even a shirtcocker takes his eyes off the ball(s)/pubic hair on display. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE SHIRTCOCKER OR YOU WILL RUN THE RISK OF BEING INFECTED! Shirtcockers, like bats and raccoons, are known carriers of things like rabies, the plague and even the Serious Creeps.

We were walking to the beach when we saw that dude playing with himself behind the slide. Alison must have been shirtcocked, cause she got the Serious Creeps and took off running. Somehow through principals of a non-local universe, the shirtcocker is able to project sex crimes onto his victim simply through lines of sight.

shirtcocked by pete from reno September 6, 2009

roger shitneck 

A buffoon. An idiot. Typically this word is clausally laced with other profanities.

You roger shitneck motherfucker, quit shitting on the floor.

You're such a fucking roger shitneck. Now get our troops out of Iraq, (p)resident Bush.

roger shitneck by the vooch October 20, 2004

shortneck 

A small, unimpressive dong. A hilariously small cock.

(After bringing a female home to smash deep in the pyussies)

"You told me you had a longneck you little fuckboi. That's a fuckin' fagalon shortneck. I'm outta here, fuck you."

shortneck by King Longneck March 8, 2016

Shirnekwa 

Beautiful, self contained, undefined
Her works is mighty
She's as precious as a angel
Kind, lovely, gentle god fearing women

Innocent look but can be brutal if strike

Shirnekwa can you help me?

Shirnekwa by SmartStarr December 22, 2016

Shartnack 

A good whos name usually starts with S and ends with Z. She thinks she is good at stuff like playing the violin but in reality is a poor man’s yo yo ma. Overall she’s about a 3.5

Man, that shartnack is a real wippersnapper

Shartnack by Marsdoe November 10, 2020

Shirtucker 

A person who takes themselves too seriously in life. A pompous know-it-all who often tucks their shirt and never drinks wine from a box.

John constantly throws people under the bus to get ahead at work. John is such a shirtucker.

Shirtucker by GkTankGirl May 28, 2022

Shirtdick 

Describes a man whose dick is large enough to fit inside of his shirt and up to his chest while waistbanding.

Cynthia, I could see that stripper's shirtdick right through his shirt.

Shirtdick by Stoney Bridges June 22, 2023