eggo shortage

when all of the eggo waffles go missing and people go crazy because there are no more waffles.

"OMG!!! there's an eggo shortage? nooo!!! we need our chocolate eggos...."

by iloveeggos November 18, 2009

Shortage

You dont need to collect data to know theres a shortage of workers now, common sense will tell you that.

Of course theres a shortage of workers, everything got shut down.

by Solid Mantis October 14, 2020

Shittage

Energy unit to count how stable your anal glands at the time of the day. If Shittage is over 9000 it probably means you are at the plasmatic stage. Aka: solar plops. This is seen as brown lazer beams or white/yellow balls of plasma to enter your mother and burn her.

e.g. "BY THE HOLY POWER OF JESUS'S SAGGY MAN TITTYS, YOU HAVE FAIR SHITTAGE (proceeds to sexy low groaning)!!!"

by Jesus Spaz out?? yes in africa July 21, 2021

Shartage

Used to describe one whom is sharty

Disgusting look over there it's shartage

by Hardimonstar July 2, 2023

Shortage

A group or pack of little people is called a shortage. This can range from as few as only three little people, to numbers large enough to make you question reality.

There is a shortage of them at the circus.

(The term 'little people' can also be used to help clarify what is being talked about)

There was a shortage of little people at the rodeo, I wasn't sure if they were going to perform an act or not. I didn't think it would be polite to ask.

by Chevy Mustang March 5, 2025

artifical shortage

Term used by fanboys to explain why their favorite console isn't selling as well as the Nintendo Wii.

Nintendo is only selling due to artifical shortage. Ninty holds back stocks to create demand. It's not that they're actually running out. Five year old hardware isn't that hard to mass produce, ;)"

by cota January 10, 2008

worldwide shortage strategy

The overused and ludicrously transparent procedure of trying to guilt-trip an over-indulger into reducing/eliminating his consumption of the unhealthful/expensive product by trying to appeal to his inherent consideration for fellow humans on the planet who might wish to have a little of the same item for themselves, too. This "this stuff is in alarmingly short supply, so don't hog it all for yourself" technique is seldom overly effective, especially in the modern-day computer age, wherein the glutton can simply “hop online” and find out for himself whether there is actually any imminent risk of said product’s being placed on the endangered species list.

I tried the worldwide shortage strategy on my corpulent cousin to try to convince her to cut back on the chips and chocolate bars, but she just showed me an article on MSNBC that described how the snack-food companies are currently experiencing a junk-food glut in their warehouses, what with so many people’s jumping on the health-nut bandwagon.

by QuacksO June 27, 2016