spirtage
spirtage by billybobob April 13, 2007
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-comes in looking like an embarrassed lobster: "i think I burned myself today"
-looks up "damn you shoulda payed more attention to yo sartorial selection"
-"bwuh?"
-"yo shirtage punk!"
pause
-"oh, yea"
-looks up "damn you shoulda payed more attention to yo sartorial selection"
-"bwuh?"
-"yo shirtage punk!"
pause
-"oh, yea"
shirtage by errybody know dis a word July 8, 2010
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Sportage
The ultimate car. If you see a Sportage (a capital letter must always be used when writing the word 'Sportage') you must ask the person or people with you if they think that the car is a Sportage. They must react by becoming exceptionally excited by the car you are referring to. The term 'Sportage' can also be used when discussing other wonderful cars, such as a Lamborghini or a Ferrari, as they are in the same league as a Sportage, just with a less cool name. The use of the term 'Sportage' should not be used lightly. It is a serious car. It is the best car in the world.
Person 1 (Becka): 'Is that a Sportage?'
Person 2 (David): 'OHHHHH MY GOD WHERE? AHHHHHH I LOVE A SPORTAGE' Proceeds to chase car.
Person 2 (David): 'OHHHHH MY GOD WHERE? AHHHHHH I LOVE A SPORTAGE' Proceeds to chase car.
Sportage by kiddotricks April 20, 2013
spartage
A specific type of ownage, traditionally announced by the phrase "THIS IS SPARTA!" and immediately followed by a swift kick to the chest. A spartage is ideally performed on the edge of a cliff or a large well, but if you happen to be away from these locations, bear in mind that an effective spartage is one that creates a considerable mess.
Yesterday as I was walking back to my car, I noticed a cop writing something next to it. He said: "You're in a bus zone, I'll have to write a parking ticket." I stared at him and replied: "Parking ticket? THIS IS SPARTA!" and I kicked him in the chest. Taken by surprise, he fell backwards and landed on the street. He had just enough time to say "What the f-" before a bus ran over him and splattered him across the pavement. (bus-assisted spartage)