I Don't Give Two Shits

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.

Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.

by ChronicClub August 18, 2016

reggie shits

The tendency to become nervous and thus need to defecate, prior to running a race at the Reggie Lewis Track and Athletic Center in Boston, MA.

“Wow, Wyatt’s race is coming up soon and he’s not back from the bathroom yet. He must have the Reggie shits!”

by 1000moffun December 22, 2019

menless shirts

The sexier alternative to shirtless men as it is just a fucking shirt.

Guy 1: What's hotter than shirtless men?

Guy 2: Menless shirts are obviously hotter.

by TheRodykell May 20, 2021

aint with the shits

basically means you aren't down with something

bruh try this lean!
nah man i aint with the shits

by dustybelle January 21, 2017

nervous shits

When you have something to do but you are nervous about doing it, your stomach starts to hurt and when you go to the bathroom you shit diarrhea all over the place.

Hey Jimmy, how did your job interview go?

It went well, but before I went, I had the nervous shits. I blew 10 shits all over the place.

by M Dolla November 6, 2013

Shintysix

A real number. Cannot be used in Numberwang's Imaginary Numbers round.

"I only have shintysix days left to live."

by The So Fine March 27, 2012

Kita Shinsuke

as inarizaki’s captain, kita shinsuke is the most underrated, sweet, adorable, and loving character in haikyuu. he’s also a hottie! people say his hair is really ugly, but they just have shitty taste.

person one: “hey, who’s kita shinsuke?”

person two: “oh! he’s the best character ever! you should definitely stan him.”

by ilyreinerbraun February 19, 2021