Shaved Peach

A smooth, bald pussy. Absolutely succulent.

I dribbled off her panties for the first time to discover the most beautiful, juicy shaved peach.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Go shave your llama

Go fix your problems/ fuck off

Go shave your llama dude, you're seriously causing problems around here

by Thellamaqueen September 30, 2015

Shaved ape

any unsightly american female, characteristics include but are not limited to: baby factory, purple/stained sweatpants w/ or w/o hooded sweatshirt or betty boop "T", rain-boots all year round, public breast feeding, foul smelling, ill tempered, can only be weighed at a tractor trailer weigh station, has stopped using make up, has given up on herself due to marriage/child birth and no longer feels the need to wear make-up/actual clothing/comb hair/shower or bathe, possible mustache, deep often raspy or nasaly pig-voice, unrational feelings of entitlement, demanding, hooved, drives Super SUV agressively in situations that dont call for agressive behavior, watches oprah+Dr. phil+dr. oz+american idol, was "once" a high scool cheerleader, has "used up" look, is hateful and bitchy at all times, entire wardrobe advertises child/husbands high school...because that still matters, extensive moo-moo collection, fully stocked pizza purse, food in every orifice, carries twinkie reserve, allows dog/pet to deficate at will indoors and out with out clean-up. pushes "poly-stroller" of screaming terror offspring through all public places, refuses to reprimand or parent destructive hell spawn children, farts and burps remorselesly in public, cellulite cellulite cellulite, uses husband as wallet without providing adequate compensation visually/emotionaly. and many more

hey dude i got stuck at work because this shaved ape would not stop bitching and whining about our return policy!

this shaved ape let her swine children run loose and destroy my store!

by rent-a-pig April 21, 2011

Curse of the shaven vag

When you feel like you're going to get some loving so you shave your vagina only to be denied.

"I waxed it and everything then Billy had the runs"

"Curse of the shaven vag happens everytime!"

by vagtastic1234 September 19, 2011

close shave

The situation, when you almost got in the any trouble, but the last moment you didn't. You got lucky.

Example:

" Phew, I almost fall in the water. That was a close shave!"

by sanijaswan November 3, 2013

shaved snatch

A clean pussy

KFC casher: hi what can I get for you, a leg or a thigh?

Old man: I want a shaved snatch please

Old man: and that's why I'm not allowed at KFC anymore

Female: wow!

by person876543 March 13, 2015

Trying to Shave a Snake

A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.

"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."

by JollyLama February 27, 2010