shaved snatch

KFC casher: hi what can I get for you, a leg or a thigh?

Old man: I want a shaved snatch please

Old man: and that's why I'm not allowed at KFC anymore

Female: wow!
by person876543 March 13, 2015
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anusaphoibia

Person 1: did you hear, my old man has anusaphoibia

Person 2: wait anusaphoibia?

Person 1: you know, the fear of getting butt fucked against your will

Person 2: oh, that's.... strange
by person876543 March 15, 2015
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