Septic Sally

A person of the female gender who operates a septic pumper truck.

I can't get to my trailer home because Septic Sally is blocking the driveway with that stinky truck.

by navindpaul January 10, 2010

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septisemic

Septisemic is when something is even worse than Septic. Awful, Absolutely horrible.

Friend: "Would you ride her for a free bet in PaddyPower?"
Me: "It would want to be a £50 free bet, Cause she is absolutely Septisemic!"

by Al3xTheCreator April 29, 2014

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septic baby

a better name for a large bowel movement.

Brad: "bro i just had a major septic baby in the denny's bathroom"
Kevin: "what the fuck"

by marblecakealsothegame13 February 27, 2019

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septicious

A polite way of saying what is of or like that which is septic, that is to say: "shitty". Also, in Latin a septum is a wall, so something septicious walls one off from that which is pleasant.

Her father thinks that her septicious attitude stinks.

by Gregory V. Richardson October 4, 2003

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Septic Face

A great looking male specimen, with a perfect everything... except his face. It is the male equivalent of Butter Face.

Girl 1: So is this Jason guy hot?
Girl 2: Bring a bag -- he's a septic face.

by CalamityHats July 25, 2011

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Septic Pressure Cooker

The act of having bad diarrhea and using it during anal sex to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces.

"She gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night" "I love a good septic pressure cooker before bed"

by BrynnVixxen January 6, 2017

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