schmoopie

A very cute thing/person. Usually referring to kids, loved ones, or animals.

My girlfriend, Megan, is my schmoopie.

by John October 12, 2003

schmitties

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.

Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!

by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011

schmoogle

to finagle your way into something.

I will try to schmoogle my way into that party.

by malaylay March 15, 2009

schmoodles

1. a term of endearment
2. often refers to a cutie
3. very adorable

Girl: Hey schmoodles, how are you.
Boy: Hi muffin, I'm great.

by Presti June 25, 2008

schmoodle

The act of cuddling with a significant other.

I want to schmoodle John Mayer, twice.
Do you think you can fit in a schmoodle session this tonight?
I could schmoodle you anywhere, especially in the boat house on Lake Quacumquasit.

by Gray! October 22, 2008

Schlooter

(n) A person, who although has everything anyone could want in life, is for some unknown reason, still kind of a prick.

My boss tried to avoid paying me for that job I did. What a F*ing schlooter.

by Wildrover October 1, 2011

Schmoolie

A cheapskate person who displays foolish actions. An unintelligent scam artist in simpler terms.

John ripped me off last week and proceeded to harass me on Facebook. Dude is a total schmoolie.

by TheSuburbs122 March 31, 2019