When you drink a whole15 pack of Natty Ice, four 99 proof travel shots, and smoke about 17 cigarettes in 3 hours or less.
Look at him he's crosseyed, stumbling, and mumbling obscene profanities telling people to get off "his street "again, he must be Schmitfaced!
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A Schmuffin is the name for Egg McMuffin type sandwiches. I think it is also the brand name for the Sheetz breakfast sandwich, but we use it to refer to all breakfast sandwiches contained on english muffins.
How many people are coming over for breakfast? I need an accurate Schmuffin count!
Good morning! Who's ready for a coffee and a Schmuffin?
Good morning! Who's ready for a coffee and a Schmuffin?
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