schlumpkining
to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.
schlumpkining by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009
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schlumph
To sleep.
It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.
Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.
Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".
It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.
Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.
Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".
Shlurparf
-“My dad died”
“Oh”
“Shlurparf”
“Rip”
-“I just got the promotion”
“Shlurparf”
“Yay”
-“I like coconuts”
“Cool”
“Shlurparf”
“Oh”
“Shlurparf”
“Rip”
-“I just got the promotion”
“Shlurparf”
“Yay”
-“I like coconuts”
“Cool”
“Shlurparf”
Shlurparf by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021
Post Nut Schlump
Post Nut Schlump by The Curler June 15, 2018
Schlumped
when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.
Schlumped by seductivecow July 5, 2018