Rupled

To get extremely fucked up in an office setting

I got so rupled last night i ended up mooning everyone at my office during the x-mas party. then was taken to a near by flea bag hotel by the vp of my company...pantless...fucking classic

by maddox212 December 26, 2011

rumpledumple

A rather large rear that is perfectly symetrical in appearance.

Have you see Jeremy's girlfriend? She has the nicest rumpledumple i have ever seen.

by digro32 April 8, 2010

Rumplesquat

A handsome young man who is unafraid of glancing at the female companions of large, brutal gangsters and yardies

Aye guy, kiss me teeth, that Rumplesquat Mo' Fo' was eyeing up my woman, I's going to bust a cap in he ass

by Andross1978 April 18, 2008

Rumple River

The process of drinking several and consecutive shots of Rumplemintz; And in doing so, bumping into other bar patrons, slurring words and of course, drinking more Rumplemintz.

"Hey buddy! How bout we get housed on tequila shots tonight!

Ehh, I'm feeling a bit trashy. Wanna ride that dirty Rumple River instead?"

by JayPlotz December 23, 2013

Rumpleasskin

A severe fart that may result in skid marks in the undergarment.

"Who farted?!" I think it was Rumpleasskin

by timlucas4857 May 13, 2016

The Rumples

A Horrific and life changing disease that affects the penis. Causes large pus filled bumps to appear, and makes women grow a penis with similar effects. The Rumples are unable to be cured but can be treated with a special cream. After stroking your willy with the cream the diseases effects lessen for a short amount of time. After long exposure and no treatment the rumples with cause the diseased person's penis is explode from the pressure. The pus is infectious so anywhere it touches will likewise be infected.

Did you hear that John got The Rumples? Better stay away from him

by realshape April 24, 2021

Rumpleneck

When you drink too many shots of rumplemintz and wake up the morning after with a sore neck.

Kerry drank too many shots of rumplemintz last night so he called in sick to work with a sore rumpleneck

by oxdeleon November 29, 2011