A fashionably over-sized purse, which is large enough to hold a child in. And can possibly used to steal babies.
by K. Ca June 20, 2007
Get the baby purse mug.A purse or handbag left behind in the work area of a female who has gone temporarily AWOL from her job, but who wishes to mislead co-workers into thinking she is still nearby. A stunt purse normally contains no personal effects of actual value, but may be stuffed with worthless items to give the appearance of being an actively-used accessory.
Wage Slave A: "Girl, I gotta know...how the fuck did you get away with taking a 3-hour lunch break yesterday?"
Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"
Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"
by hecktor dangus, esq. May 5, 2008
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Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.
Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.
Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?
Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?
Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
by Jack Sheldon November 10, 2008
Get the jail purse mug.a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton
by Michael_Hunt December 9, 2008
Get the purse dog mug.Bro: Yo how the hell did you miss a question on the math exam? I thought you Asian?
Asian Bro : Bro, I ain't Purasian doh.
Asian Bro : Bro, I ain't Purasian doh.
by YTripleG April 21, 2017
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Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?
Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.
Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?
Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.
by ClashWithYou July 10, 2017
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Thomas: dude, im so scared that shes gonna reject me.
Michael: gosh thomas, put your purse down and go freakin ask her out.
Life would be ten times better if everyone would just put their purses down.
I feel like such a man since i put my purse down.
Michael: gosh thomas, put your purse down and go freakin ask her out.
Life would be ten times better if everyone would just put their purses down.
I feel like such a man since i put my purse down.
by band_nerd_15 February 20, 2011
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