Pummel

A Fitness Freak who gets enjoyment from intense workout to the point of sickness, all in the name of being shredded

You gunna Pummel today?

by whaddado November 3, 2016

Bummel Pummeling

To be anally brutalised i.e. to be arse-raped.

"Dear God, that pack of rabid gorillas really dished out a bummel pummeling on my arse!"

by apparentlyso July 29, 2004

Hummel Pummel

A series of sexual acts in which one partner is tied to the bed and spreads her legs while the other acquires pushpin needles to push through her nipples, then proceeds to head-butt her vagina 7-10 times, thrusts his or her whole arm into said vagina, grabbing on to whatever they can and yanking the contents out.

"Dude, why is Kristin walking so funny today?"

"Oh I totally gave her the Hummel Pummel last night"

by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009

Pummel Horse

The name given to a gymnast who goes on a dick tour of Europe. Derived from the name of a prominent gymnastics act the 'Pommel Horse'

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear that Greta is doing a gymnastics tour in Europe?
Guy 2: You just know she'll be doing the pummel horse

by Campbellthespider April 25, 2017

alaskan pummelknuckle

A difficult and hard to maneuver sex move a man performs during doggystyle sex by thrusting balls-deep into the female and then punching her asscheeks until they're either red or she falls to the floor in pain, which is followed by the man cupping her breasts in both his hands and punching upwards towards her chin at the same time. The result is a woman who no longer wants to have sex and might be unconscious.

Dirty Dick: Yo my man! I gave the girlfriend the ALASKAN PUMMELKNUCKLE last night!

Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!

by FartFucker69 June 26, 2017

butt pummeler

One who only goes for the brown town via the hershey highway

"Your dad is a total butt pummeler, even with my dog!"

by munchowskysonville October 5, 2005

Brandon Pummel

A stupid douchebag who fucks antelopes while licking his mothers inflamed vagina. A brandon pummel usually has a very small and brown dick. He thinks he has cool tattoos too but really they are just bullshit. Brandon pummel also has a BABYFACE. Everyone in the world thinks he should die. Faggot that couldnt make a squirrel moan with his two inch dick

Hey your not friends with brandon pummel are you?

NO.

Well good because he is going to hell and he will take you with him. he only wants you for your homomsexual anal sex

by RICKY ROSSs October 18, 2008