Bruce bought an iPad to make "Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone" and the rest of his collection more porntable.
by GSBJim July 26, 2010
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Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops (or MPO for short), is part of the Metal Gear Solid storyline that follows Metal Gear Solid 3 exclusively for the Playstation Portable, coming out Winter 2006. The game follows Big Boss after he has been convicted of treason because his team, FOX, has betrayed the American Government. The player must recruit members for his army to destroy FOX and prove Big Boss's innocence, creating the team known as FOXHOUND. Recruitable characters will include famous characters such as Eva and Revolver Ocelot, as well as generic soldiers.
The gameplay will be different in that the player will not be alone, and will have command over troops. Hideo Kojima also says that this time, death will be a real issue: once a soldier dies, they stay dead (as opposed to continues). There is also a multi-player online mode, that is said to rival that of MGS3: Subsistence.
The gameplay will be different in that the player will not be alone, and will have command over troops. Hideo Kojima also says that this time, death will be a real issue: once a soldier dies, they stay dead (as opposed to continues). There is also a multi-player online mode, that is said to rival that of MGS3: Subsistence.
METAL GEAR SOLID: PORTABLE OPS.
"Assume your new title, the leader of the new unit... It is your mission to hunt down FOX. Commence the inauguration of FOXHOUND!"
"Assume your new title, the leader of the new unit... It is your mission to hunt down FOX. Commence the inauguration of FOXHOUND!"
by Ramen May 31, 2006
Get the Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops mug.The interior male sex gland, about the size of a small walnut, not inside the anus but right on the other side of the anal wall (responding to anal pressure and capable of producing great pleasure), and close to or touching other parts of a man's interior sexual equipment/urinary system.
Semen (often mistakenly called "sperm") actually consists of about 65% prostatic fluid, the remaining liquid and sperm themselves coming from the testicles.
The mineral zinc is good for glands and is said to be especially good for the prostate, by supporting increased prostatic fluid production (prostate "flow"). Many herbalists also swear by saw palmetto, an extract made from a palm-like shrub that grows in coastal areas of South Carolina, to keep that flow moving nicely.
If the prostate feels a little swollen (often described as a "twinge insidesic my butt") its flow might be a little "backed up" and more sexual outlet is advised. The medical profession is much less likely to routinely screen for PSA's (an indicator of possible prostate cancer) than in the past because, in early 2010, the evidence indicated that so many false-positives had been generated that the cure (chemo, etc.) for the disease was worse statistically than the disease (prostate cancer) itself, on average.
Not to be confused with the word "prostrate," which means "stretched out face down on the ground in submission or adoration," or "to be lying flat."
Semen (often mistakenly called "sperm") actually consists of about 65% prostatic fluid, the remaining liquid and sperm themselves coming from the testicles.
The mineral zinc is good for glands and is said to be especially good for the prostate, by supporting increased prostatic fluid production (prostate "flow"). Many herbalists also swear by saw palmetto, an extract made from a palm-like shrub that grows in coastal areas of South Carolina, to keep that flow moving nicely.
If the prostate feels a little swollen (often described as a "twinge insidesic my butt") its flow might be a little "backed up" and more sexual outlet is advised. The medical profession is much less likely to routinely screen for PSA's (an indicator of possible prostate cancer) than in the past because, in early 2010, the evidence indicated that so many false-positives had been generated that the cure (chemo, etc.) for the disease was worse statistically than the disease (prostate cancer) itself, on average.
Not to be confused with the word "prostrate," which means "stretched out face down on the ground in submission or adoration," or "to be lying flat."
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"Will you have sex with me? It's essential to keep my prostate gland in good condition."
"So is masturbation. Get busy."
"Will you have sex with me? It's essential to keep my prostate gland in good condition."
"So is masturbation. Get busy."
by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010
Get the prostate gland mug.one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;
the very person who is so totally douched up
the very person who is so totally douched up
Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.
by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009
Get the portable douche kit mug.When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.
Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014
Get the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam mug.The PlayStation Portable (officially abbreviated PSP) is a handheld game console manufactured and marketed by Sony Computer Entertainment. Development of the console was announced during E3 2003, and it was unveiled on May 11, 2004 at a Sony press conference before E3 2004. The system was released in Japan on December 12, 2004, in North America on March 24, 2005.
Other than just being able to play games, it can play MP3s and MP4s, and view pictures with the assistance of a memory stick.
Has better graphics than a PlayStation One, and even has some PlayStation One games available like Medieval and PaRappa the Rapper.
Comes in a variety of colors: piano black, ceramic white, ice silver, mystic silver, rose pink, deep red, champagne gold, felicia blue, mint green, lavender purple, and metallic blue. Only the piano black model is available in all regions.
Other than just being able to play games, it can play MP3s and MP4s, and view pictures with the assistance of a memory stick.
Has better graphics than a PlayStation One, and even has some PlayStation One games available like Medieval and PaRappa the Rapper.
Comes in a variety of colors: piano black, ceramic white, ice silver, mystic silver, rose pink, deep red, champagne gold, felicia blue, mint green, lavender purple, and metallic blue. Only the piano black model is available in all regions.
by RawrItsPanda October 22, 2009
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