Whilst I was urgently required to complete a report I did not want to work on, I was also in need of dishonorable discharge. So I started to procrasturbate.
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Procrastinating by masturbating, that's when you have to do something and you just start jacking off instead.
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-Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.
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