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Procrasturbate
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Aus. v. The
art
of postponing
work
to
meet
with Pamela Handerson.
Whilst
I was urgently required to complete a report I did not want to work on, I was also in
need
of dishonorable
discharge
. So I started to procrasturbate.
Procrasturbate
by
BoredMiner
April 22, 2009