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Prayer pigeon

A hard-on that has become permanent. Apparently derives from priapic.
I have to go the hospital to have my prayer pigeon fixed
Prayer pigeon by Guermantes June 18, 2011

Prayer of the Refugee 

The last hope in a desperate situation, you're last shot to make something work.

Usually works because of the power of sheer desperation.
girl 1: weren't you gonna dump your bf today?
girl 2: yea...but he got down on his knees with a basket of roses and begged me to forgive him...
girl 1: Oh wow. I guess he pulled a prayer of the refugee. You didn't have a chance.

Prayer Meeting 

A phrase that means ‘a group of people passing around a joint or sharing other drugs’, used to conceal their true intentions. Also called: Adult Prayer Meeting.
*Dad and Uncle Tim are walking out to the shed*
Kids: “Daddy, where are you and Uncle Tim going?”
Dad: “Were gonna have a Prayer Meeting.. you kids go in the house.”
Kids: “But we wanna pray too.”
Dad: “This is an ADULT Prayer Meeting.”
Prayer Meeting by Scrodom July 7, 2018

Prayer Force One 

The name of the pope's private jet
The pope flew aboard Prayer Force One from Italy to Poland

prayer flossin 

The act of praying or doing some other religious activity so public that the prayer flosser is attempting to make themselves look "holy". It's often done on Facebook by people who are religious, usually by Christians but can also be done by Muslims or any other follower of a religion.
Trish thinks she's so holy but all she's doing is prayer flossin'!
prayer flossin by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014

Prayer of the Popular Viner 

(As spoken by Josh Darnit)

"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray for jays and brows on fleek. If bae should grind before I whip, turn down for what, but that backflip. *click* or nah."
Kevin: Dude, do you pray before bed?
Ben: Absolutely. I say the Prayer of the Popular Viner.