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Politihip 

Vomiting liberal political stances you've heard at your hipster bar on everything from recycling to Rush Limbaugh simply to get laid by hairy legged hipistas or super sensetive pseudostuds.
As he doffed his hipster fedora and his fifties bowling shirt, he put on his best politihip attitude, thus bolstering his chances with the ladies at the free market coffehouse.
Politihip by bigjohnnyb December 17, 2012

politicship 

noun:
1.being a sore loser in the world of politics
2. putting other politicians down to make yourself seem better
3.equal to sportmanship but involing politics
Kitty has very bad politicship and is putting down Zach to make herself seem like the better competitor, but in fact, she really is not.
politicship by dciabamf May 3, 2009

politisexual 

(1) Strong interest in a politician, political idea or political cause which can appear to be philosophical or merit based, but upon deeper investigation is characterized by a sexual, near-sexual or emotional attraction, or other nonsensical, unbalanced, primal or emotion-based affinity or need for that political person or thing.

In the political news media, or among other politicians, this results in the lowest, most biased form of news reporting and political deal-making known to man, outside of fascist or other propaganda or abuse of power.

(2) Term related to the depraved mental condition that makes one capable of relating political ideas and sexual attraction. It is a fanatical, often simplistic, illogical devotion to a politician or a political party of idea.

Derivative:
Politisexual reporting (adj)
Example: Chris Matthews, especially when regarding his Obama coverage.

Politisexual attraction (noun)
Occurs to anyone mentally weak enough to emotionally and/or unconsciously have an emotional or erogenous affinity for politicians or political things. Dependence or allegiance to a political person or thing in a sexual-like manner.
Example: Keith Olberrman, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Ralph Reid, Rush Limbaugh, and Rusty Humphries all suffer from a politisexual attraction similar to single-minded, vacuous nymphomaniacs. Some worse than others.
The interest of Chris Matthews, of MSNBC, in Barack Obama not only abandoned an objective reporting premise, but it escaped mere improper political affinity by this news reporter and entered the realm of a sick, difficult-to-watch, politisexual interest.
politisexual by roosterhome January 7, 2009
Politis: Pahl-uh-tiss; the state of ...
(A stimulating political discussion among dynamically-gifted lovers).

noun. origin: Grenadine Islands

Found only in uniquely-secure love relationships; that state of communication whereby both partners are free to express their opposing political beliefs effecting a surprisingly desirable outcome...the sparks ignite an overwhelming aphrodisiac effect upon the couple.
“When those opposite-leaning lovers debate their politis in public...it grabs everyone’s attention......they can’t keep their hands off each other!“
Politis by stimulatingdebate August 14, 2018

Politishaun 

When someone is named Shaun and has a government position, he is called a politishaun
"That's our favorite Politishaun!"

politists 

Washington DC has soooo many politists (political elitists) there isn't any room for... well any thing else like common sense.
politists by JaCK May 15, 2014