postmaster

A person who is constantly posting about their lives on social media sites

Kember Hasty can't go five minutes without updating her facebook status, she is such a postmaster. She posts about everything!

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

podcasterbation

The act of primarily discussing other podcasts and the podcasting trend on a given podcast. Though podcaterbation is common, it is often frowned upon and can result is decreased listenership.

My ears can't handle all this podcasterbation, I'm going back to FM.

by nuke the whale January 25, 2006

Potaters

Another way of saying "awesomely loaded potatoes!"

"I love me some mashed potaters!"

by ProfessorMashedPotatoes May 15, 2018

Pokemaster

That one nerdy kid in your school with long greasy hair and a pokeball backpack

There goes Pokemaster

by Aidæn February 20, 2017

pootater

A.Fecal matter resembling a potato.
B. A person resembling fecal matter resemling a potato

"I just made a pootater that hurt."
"Your such a freakin pootater!"

by Jake Carlyon June 11, 2006

Pietastrophy

Disaster. Often involving a perfectly good pie being unintentionally discarded or rendered unconsumable. Can be used for other disasters also, in which the pie becomes a metaphor, or the pie prefix is substituded for the appropriate noun. Disaster may be small, medium or large.

A thousand curses on the man responsible for this pietastrophy, leaving me hungry in the late afternoon.

Looks like a bit of a pietastrophy down the front of her blouse there.

Fuck, one of my mam's has got burnt by the iron, what a pietastrophy.

by Touchof thedowns July 4, 2004

pootastrophe

poo·tas·tro·phe   poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.

You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"

Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"

by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012