pig

I took jen to the bar and bought her a pig.
by littlecheese February 22, 2006
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noun

1) A sweaty, pink-skinned animal
2) A police officer
3) A man who likes to yell a lot, beat the shit out of people, and/or jack off to violent things.

4) A person who consumes more doughnuts, pizza ect than salad, fruit ect
5) All of the above
1)The pig is one of the smartest animals in the animal kingdom
2)Some pig pulled me over for smoking weed
3) My girlfriend is in the hospital because some pig beat her up
4) Your brother ate all my muffins. He is such a pig.
5) A pig pulled me over yesterday, beat the shit out of me, and then said he would arrest me if I didn't have sex with him. He was so fat that I nearly suffocated.
by Random Skell March 12, 2010
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Grand Theft Auto: Vice City; a group of people, usually armed with guns. on their backs it says "Patrol Invest Group". They are very trigger happy in that if you even so much as fire one shot, they return fire nonstop or until you shoot back and kill.
haha, i killed a pig with my car. fucking pigs
by [c0x0r] March 27, 2005
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A pig is a dirty slut that even though shes ugly you still fuck the ugly little bitch
I got drunk at the bar last night and went home and fucked this pig
by Blake October 29, 2004
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A four legged animal that produces all kinds of great meats... ham... bacon... pork roll
by Matt January 12, 2004
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An evil, amoral, crude, sexually promiscuous male with no sense of taste, decency, or conscience, no respect for womanhood, and often leaves women with disases and/or kids they deny and refuse to support. This specimen is often observed bragging how much of a playboy, player, or "pimp" he is, but in reality, his absence of morals make alley cats look as though they have standards. Will often engage in sexual practices that would disgust a civilized human being.
You wonder why I've been by myself for all these years. There are no decent, eligible men to be found.
The only ones available are too young, divorced men who'd judge all women by their exes, or worse: pigs who I wouldn't eat for breakfast if they were the last speck of food on the planet!
by Stop the pendulum December 24, 2005
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what the criminals call police (derogatory)
hey i was smoking some pot and trying to drug up a hoe when the pig got me
by sean123 August 09, 2005
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