chia pets

when u agree to something and are happy about it .

girl : u wanna fuck ?

boy : chia pets!

by chodeiusmaximus October 18, 2008

harro pets cookie

harro pets cookie is when harro pets cookie !

/me pets cookie

by HaRRo June 4, 2004

Forum Pets

A place for horny hypixel forumers or people who simply want to have a conversation without being interrupted by 'cum' or 'sex' in the process.

You know at first you were kinda a Forum Sweats out of 10 but now you're a Forum Pets out of 10. Can I marry you?

by rembutquaglet January 26, 2021

G-pets

An un-valued Grandparent; a push over, filthy rich, easy, and laid-back Grandparent.

My G-pets are taking me shopping later!!!

by Raine tones December 21, 2011

Wonder Pets

The plot fucking sucks. I want some quality entertainment. Why the fuck does celery even exist, it tastes like grandma threw a couple of pieces of grass into a pot of boiling water and froze it and was like "YO WANT SOME DINNER? TAKE THIS SHIT!"

"Why must you exist, Wonder Pets."

by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015

TW Pets

A great place to get ripped off.

My wallet got ass-raped at TW Pets.

by Super Guatemala Man February 20, 2008

Wonder Pets

To work together as a team

John: Jake and I are about to Wonder Pets the shit outta group project
Karen: You're whattt?
John: We are gonna work as a team to kick ass on the project

by Legend27 February 19, 2021