pantsturbate

After not having sex for an extremely long time, just the sight of a naked woman in front of you makes you cum your pants.

Just getting home from a year overseas, he took a girl home from the bar, but was only able to pantsturbate in front of her.

by john juan 80 September 10, 2009

plasturbate

Masturbating over a naked mannequin or 3d-rendered nude image, as opposed to the real thing.

What a weirdo... he gets off to those fake 3d-rendered nude chicks! He plasturbates!

by Ninth October 5, 2006

peesterbate

Pee and use your pee to masterbate

It feels good to peesterbate

by OOOOOOOOOOOOOK January 19, 2014

plasturbate

1. Masturbating as a result of drinking heavily.
2. Drinking alcohol while masturbating.

I plasturbated so much after i got home last night.
I'm so lonely i plasturbated with my friend Jack Daniels.

by e=mchammered December 21, 2008

plusturbate

To give "+1" for your own post or comment on Google+.
It´s like you liketurbate - but on another social network.

Hey Jeff, you´ll go blind if you plusturbate the whole morning in front of your monitor!

by Battle Rear Solid July 5, 2012

Perturbate

To unwanted contact near a general genital area. Annoyingly rubbing or touching the leg close to the groin; or the shoulders and/or stomach near the breasts.

Girl one: Did you see Jim at the party last night? He was all over Cathy!

Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.

by Wolfwitz February 11, 2010

Posturbate

On Facebook, persistently attempt to steer threads in a sexual direction; continually make lewd and suggestive comments, regardless of their relevance to the original post or current tone of the thread.

Nancy: Grandma Geriatrician's birthday on Saturday. What do you get for a 90 year old???
Moira: What else could you want or need at that age?
Rhonda: Just wrap up something she already has. She's 90!!!! She won't remember if she had one or not.
Moira: Then re-wrap it and let your brother give it to her, too ... lol!
Keith: I'd like to give you a "pearl necklace" for your birthday.
Nancy: Dude, that doesn't even make sense! Go posturbate somewhere else.

by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010