To liketurbate: to stroke your own ego by liking your own status or comment for pleasure. From a similar word meaning to stroke your own genitals for pleasure.

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"OMG, he liketurbated again. I guess he's just trying to build a bigger fanbase, but really size doesn't matter."

"Let's see who liked this comment...oh, it's just her liketurbating. That was a waste of a click."

"Not sure if liketurbating out of self-confidence...or desperation."

liketurbating by I-Haz-Some-Awe December 27, 2013

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Likesturbation

When you like your own status or comment on Facebook.

-Son, I noticed that you liked your own status again on Facebook last night. You know that there's nothing wrong with likesturbation in moderation, but your mother and I are concerned that you're not spending enough time playing outdoors in the fresh air with the other kids.

Likesturbation by UrbaneJane October 13, 2011

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lakesturbate

Taking ones self down, whilst submerged in lake water

Willy likes to lakesturbate after a good waterski run.

lakesturbate by lake popper September 27, 2011

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Likerbate

verb
To like one's own post on social media.

Dude, that epic post got its first like!

It doesn't count when you likerbate it, dingus.

Likerbate by Solap May 14, 2016

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