pervstache

pervstache a thin wispy moustache commonly worn by perverts,rapists,stoners and brain dead teenagers. This style is a message to the outside world to run because if you don't you will wind up in some perverts basement,

Where did kelly go? I last saw her with some gu with a pervstache so most likely dead. Pervstache the universal sign of perverts everywhere

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

pervstache

is any mustache of intentionally bad taste, that is meant to be funny or ironic

(mostly worn today by hipsters or indie rocker, but cult film director John Waters and “Pink Flamingos” star David Lochary were both early pioneers of the style)

“that’s awesome! you look like a 70’s porn star sportin’ that pervstache”

by tl77 November 26, 2010

poostache

A prank usually played on a sleeping individual. The giver of a poostache takes a finger to his own buttcrack until said finger is ripe with stink. Giver then rubs finger across upper lip of receipient. Also know as a stinky sanchez.

Mikey gave Nate a poostache while he was a'sleeping.

by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

poostache

a moustache that looks like it was rubbed in with poop.

"that faggot ass white boy has a poostache"

by ianis rad, ben ben, c dawgs. March 19, 2004

Pedo-stache

Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.

Damn Paul Coat's pedo-stache is so god damn ugly.

by locolegend September 17, 2021

Pedo Stache

As the name implies, the phrase Pedo Stache, short for 'Pedophile" Mustache, is a small, patchy "mustache" that makes it's owner look like a Pedophile.

Johnny Anderson: "Logan Bagby and Ty Covey both have pedo staches!"

by R0ZES May 15, 2024

Pedo Stache

A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.

Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”

by R0ZES May 19, 2024