Poontang

The President of Russia.

My Bulgarian buddy always laughs whenever he hears Vladimir Poontang's name.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 05, 2005

Poontang

Another word for vagina. Used by people who are clearly virgins.

Matthew: Yeah, I saw her poontang!
Kaitlyn: You're clearly a virgin, Matthew.

by jesus of suburbia December 23, 2014

Poontang

A fictional townsite or village in Vietnam, especially during the Vietnam War.

I was stationed just South of Poon-Tang.

by lazarus51 August 31, 2003

Poontang

Derogatory term used for the female genitalia, often coupled with the word "pie" to form "poontang pie." Made Popular by former professional wrestler and current actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Woman: "And what can I get for you today, sir?"
Man: "How about a piece of pie?"
Woman: "Pie? What kind would you like?"
Man: "I'll take some of your poontang pie!"
<Woman slaps man>

by catwhiskey March 22, 2006

Poontang

An ace person, who just loves to have a laugh and likes to take a risk. Enjoys sexual activity

“Mate did you just get laid your such a poontang”

by Janet Jones April 15, 2018

Poontang

Some hot loving, getting some good sex

I got some sweet poontag last night

by Jenna December 13, 2004

Poontang

It's sweet, it's good to eat. You git it once, you want some mo. There ain't nothin like poontang, that hot sticky sweet pink taco.

It was dessert and dinner all in one. Poontang on the table pink taco on my tongue.

by TXB May 11, 2003