powernoid

Description of someone so worried about their carbon footprint that they get totally paranoid about everything they do, especially using electrical objects.

- Hey, how come the lights are out in your place?

- I'm just too powernoid to switch anything on now. One more ounce of juice could be the tipping point for the whole planet.

powernoid by klein5 January 18, 2010

pokernaire

a pokernaire is a poker player whose wealth amounts to many millions from playing poker. an immeasurable wealthy poker player. Pronounced (po·ker·naire) or (ˈpō-kər-ˈner).

One of my goals in life is to become a pokernaire.

pokernaire by JEDI360 December 6, 2022

Poner 

A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.

"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."

Poner by bakenshake May 1, 2010

Ponerise 

The action of treating someone like a pony - perhaps a naughty one.

When you find someone willing to be ridden around the room like a pony. With or without accoutrements such as mouth bit, saddle, tail, riding crop.

After I forgot to make dinner, she took into the bedroom and ponerised me.

Ponerise by Pony Princess February 6, 2010

pokernow.club 

An absolutely savage piece of software that has been designed with one purpose in mind: to fuck your ass.

Whoever programmed this platform has no regard for human life, the scriptures or basic probability theory.

If you flop a fully, you’ve gotta assume someone on the table has got quads, or a straight flush.

AA will inevitably get done by 94 off-suit. A flopped set will lose on the river to runner runner flush. AQ will lose every time to anything.

If you use this software, prepare to have your ass done in.

Bruh, my whole family just got AIDS and died!!

Man that’s just pokernow.club

pokernow.club by Lihp July 28, 2021

poner 

a pussy boner

Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner

poner by Jesus Christ SAN December 4, 2009

most-podernism 

Unintelligble post-modern literature.

The second article on Hermeneutic Dune Buggy Mechanics was a new incomprehsible low in the schizophrenic deserts of most-podernism.

most-podernism by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003