nonce

a paedophile
or a twat.

"He a stupid fucking nonce ain't he?"

by Cannibal Pxnda November 12, 2017

nonce

S.E.B

S.E.B is a nonce

by moonfruit213 September 03, 2019

nonce

Another word for pedophile.

Padr is a nonce.
Wajeed is a big nonce.

by WajeedTehGamer September 10, 2019

nonce

A British slang for pedophile. Sometimes people use as a joke and call their friend this way.

You're a bloody nonce, Carl!
Oh shut the hell up!!

by Kate420 February 15, 2020

nonce

(UK)Slang meaning pedo or kiddy fidler, originally means Not of Normal Criminal Eellement.

I'm gonna go an stripe that dirty nonce in pad 12!

by Raydome November 25, 2008

nonce

(this is for Americans to say when they come to the UK) nonce means very nice person so if you saw someone being kind you say "oh you are a big nonce mate"

"you are a right nonce mate"

by AmazonAlexa2014 February 22, 2022

nonce

british slang term for a pedo/pedophile
also overused by 12 year olds

Mr Jenkins is such a nonce. Ew.

by topshaggerinz May 05, 2019