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newsgroups 

The original "underbelly" of the internet. Used for exchanging messages and file sharing.
Which newsgroups do you subscribe to?
I subscribe to alt.sex.stories and alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bbw
newsgroups by George76 May 17, 2006
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Verb. To sleep with your good friend and campaign manager's wife, be an unabashed alcoholic (by showing up at a dying policeman's bedside totally wasted) and still look damn good doing it. (Also helps if you once authorized same sex marriages in your city).
I can't believe I just won the election for mayor! This town is going to get Newsomed!
Newsomed by Gavin Newsom March 9, 2007

Gavin Newsom 

a cruel and oppressive ruler, who hates the United States constitution, and civil rights. Also, who closes down churches during covid, and lets gay strip clubs, and his winery stay open.
Gavin Newsom was appalled that he had to listen to the bill of rights when making his tyrannical laws.
Gavin Newsom by TheLoaners October 17, 2023

Newsomfornia 

[California] under Governor Gavin Newsom who treats it like his personal dictatorship.
Newsomfornia is a communist and socialist hellhole!
Newsomfornia by Word Madman October 30, 2021

Newsgasm 

When news organisations throw all their live coverage at one event, thus making the event more dramatic than it actually is.
Raoul Moat standoff on BBC and Sky News (UK). BBC reporter Jon Sopel took a mobile phone and interviewed an eyewitness live, with a mic next to the speaker, and reporters attempted to outdo each other, creating a newsgasm.
Newsgasm by newsgasmnfan July 10, 2010
When a man cums into another man's anus. Then proceeds to felch his own semen from his partners rectum with a straw. At this point he then feeds his own semen back to his partner in the form of a snow ball.
Rob called in sick to work yesterday after his weekend activities in which he was Newsom'd by a large back man which actually resulted in anal bleedage.
Newsom by JWIS March 23, 2011