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Verb. To sleep with your good friend and campaign manager's wife, be an unabashed alcoholic (by showing up at a dying policeman's bedside totally wasted) and still look damn good doing it. (Also helps if you once authorized same sex marriages in your city).
I can't believe I just won the election for mayor! This town is going to get Newsomed!
Newsomed by Gavin Newsom March 9, 2007
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Newsome High School 

A high school in florida full of rich douches and snobby bitches.
I hate those tools at newsome high school.

Gavin Newsome 

A complete moron. Some might even say he’s retarded. A brainless dictator who doesn’t follow his own idiotic, yet illegal rules. A person who shits at parties and most likely has his own bowling ball he brings to the bowling lanes.
Dude this is a Christmas party, I think that guy just shit in the downstairs bathroom. Yeah bro, I heard Gavin Newsome was here...
Gavin Newsome by Useful farmer November 22, 2021

Newsome High School 

A high school in Florida full or rich assholes, crazy chicks, heartbroken emos, and of course a sorry bunch of fuckers with futures as pole dancers.
Can’t wait to drop out of Newsome High School and become a stripper. ~actual senior quote

Newsome High School 

A school in Florida. Full of a fuck ton of white, rich people with absolutely no personality and druggies. Everybody is the same. Boring as fuck.
I fucking hate everybody at Newsome High School.

Gavin Newsome 

The dictatoruh, I mean governor—of California. Big dumbass. Wants you to wear masks in your house when he doesn’t wear one himself, like, what? Recall Gavin. #RECALLGAVINNEWSOME
Gavin Newsome is an imbecile

Gavin Newsome is stupid.
Gavin Newsome by GeeseMayonnaise February 10, 2021
Being a bonafide hustler, never w/o money, grind till person get it, always on P's and Q's, a legend too every dat knows or heard of dat person
Man dat nigga JT a newsome, he too real, can't nobody stop dat guy.
newsome by RED $ HEAD January 6, 2010