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(verb) to talk about how dangerous corona virus is and promote CDC guidelines, while simultaneously not following CDC guidelines.
Nancy Pelosi Newsomed at a fucking hair salon with no mask.
verb., To be part of a same-sex couple whose relationship is recognized in a ceremony presided over by a city or county official and which may or may not be recognized by the state or federal government in the future.
Steve and I are driving to Portland to get newsomed. Come take our picture at the ceremony!
newsome by inscrutabullwit March 11, 2004
A act of Disappearing of ones father in a in orderly fashion.
Mom yes little Anthony where did dad go he “Newsome” away
Newsome by Colton Bones October 29, 2019
The last name of a man who has a good heart but let’s his woman control his life. He will be your best friend and is very loyal but, he will put his significant other first. Extremely jealous and, will choose to settle rather than follow his heart. Deserving of true love he will chose a life of familiarity and comfortability rather than love and, happiness. He can be a asshole at times but, that’s just the way Newsome’s are.
Dude, your a total Newsome right now!
Newsome by Thatrillest February 4, 2018

Newsome High School 

A high school in florida full of rich douches and snobby bitches.
I hate those tools at newsome high school.

Newsome High School 

A high school in Florida full or rich assholes, crazy chicks, heartbroken emos, and of course a sorry bunch of fuckers with futures as pole dancers.
Can’t wait to drop out of Newsome High School and become a stripper. ~actual senior quote
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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