nosterbater

a person who has been caught masterbating in your bed, the person's last name must be noster.

guy 1: what the fuck are you doing? i can't believe ur jacking off in my bed!
noster: i am gay.
guy 1: no shit! i told you to stop nosterbating in my bed!
noster: actually, the definition of nosterbating includes doing it in your bed, so you are just re-afirming it.
guy 1: so stop jacking off, just because you are talking doesn't mean you can still masterbate in my bed!
noster: sorry, just let me finish.

by non wrestler April 24, 2005

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Napsturbate

When you touch yourself while sleeping.

"Im arroused but tired. Maybe I should napsturbate"

by DeuxDCLXVI May 24, 2016

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napsturbate

When you masturbate then fall asleep.

I meant to study for finals, but went home and decided to napsturbate instead.

by Kgm15 June 12, 2017

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napsterbaitorz

those fucking annoying people who always try to have cybersex with you!

kevin: i disagree, god could exist in a way that we could never comprehend.
lisa: interesting point, the question of god has been....
napsterbaitorz: hey lisa, wanna see my cock?
kevin: fuck of loser!
lisa: *sigh no!

by kawlyn dc January 6, 2008

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napterbation

A sudden or prolonged state of sleepyness, which eventually results in a period of sleep (due to one or often several hours of fatigue-inducing self-fornication).

Coach: whats your excuse for today mister?! practice started 30 minutes ago!!

Player: im so sorry Coach Diane, i went home at lunch and got carried away; truth be told i napterbated vigerously for 4 hours straight!

Coach: - You're asking for trouble! Napterbation could cause all kinds of problems, no wonder your late so often!!

by snipeshOkales September 16, 2011

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