Molasshole

(n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.

(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."

1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.

2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Molarcoaster

The act of fellatio where the recepient holds up his hands as if riding a roller coaster.

Also, deep throat fellation where the tip of the penis comes in contact with the felator's molars.

Jenna gave Jacob a molarcoaster

for Groundhog day.

by Dorsien July 31, 2010

Molar

A half-bowl of ground up marijuana mixed with pipe tobacco and inserted into the bowl of a bong. The prospective stonee will snap the bowl, pushing it down with his finger and alternating between hard and soft hitting until the everything is smoked and the ash is all sucked into the water, at which point he will clear the bong. The tobacco will give on the spins upon clearing the chamber, and hitting the weed in this manner gets you very fucked up.

Stoner 1: Holy shit bro, that fourth snap just kicked my ass, I'm not even sure if I can still walk.
Stoner 2: I know man, my head's still spinnin' from that last molar.

by Robert James Hancock July 16, 2006

Grandma's Molasses

The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.

I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!

by Bip Bip Daniels May 23, 2010

MoparScape

MoparScape is a client that connects to RuneScape private servers. RuneScape private servers and everything to do with them is usually called "Mopar server". The MoparScape community is filled with 9-13 idiots with no knowledge of Java the whole community of private servers is a great lulz. Private Servers usually have retarted names created by people with no imagination heres some of the names "BloodScape" "OwnageScape" "PK Isle X" "Ownage Isle" limitless basically choosing a random word and adding "Scape" to it. Netfucks such as people who fear the Mopar because of the brainwash RuneScape communitys and Jagex put on them think that the mopar contains spyware keyloggers and other shit porn websites give to you. People sometimes release their servers for others to work on however these servers are usually crap meaning shit that anyone can do. The private server community is very protective of their crappy work they will call anyone who has replicated their work "leechers" a word every moparscapian fears to be called . Sometimes these moparscapians form development but do not know that everyone they recruit are useless shit. There is one protective bigshot who won't release it's client cause it fears TEH LEECHAZ. Sometimes servers create online forums usually free and always SMFFORFREE for their only-to-be-online-for-3-days server. Every server has an admin to watch the players. These admins will ban you on the spot and will ruin your gameplay. This is only a brief introduction into the horrors of runescape private servers.

MY!!!!! moparscape server ownage pk isle x v3 beta choob ownz scape been realeased dun leech!!!

by Username, from moparscape.org/smf February 3, 2008

Molasseswar

Gruesomely harming yourself with an impressive weapon shortly after publicizing your purchase of the impressive weapon.

"Stabbed myself in the leg with a knife after telling everyone I bought it. Pulled a Molasseswar."

by Molasseswar May 22, 2009

Ghetto Molasses

An Alcoholic beverage consisted of:

1/2: Sprite or other lemon lime soda

1/2: Whiskey.

"Yo dude, I don't remember anything that happened last night"

"Yea, must have been all of that Ghetto Molasses you drank"

by nottz1223 October 23, 2011