Molasseswar

Gruesomely harming yourself with an impressive weapon shortly after publicizing your purchase of the impressive weapon.

"Stabbed myself in the leg with a knife after telling everyone I bought it. Pulled a Molasseswar."

by Molasseswar May 22, 2009

molassesface

The male equivalent of a butterface (but, her face). When a dude is hot from the neck down, but has an ugly face.

Mmm, alas, his face.

Yeah he’s got a six pack and a nine inch cock, but molassesface.

by Molassesface September 12, 2021

Molassesface

The equivalent of butterface. When a guy has a hot body but an ugly face.

“Mmm.. alas, his face.”

He’s got a six pack and a nine inch dick but… molassesface.

by Molassesface July 2, 2023