(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
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~Huh?
~you know, a whore blossom!
~A WHAT?
~I GOT A FUCKIN' COLDSORE! ALL RIGHT?
~Huh?
~you know, a whore blossom!
~A WHAT?
~I GOT A FUCKIN' COLDSORE! ALL RIGHT?
by Hughdanger March 13, 2011
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Get the mengles mug.Mearle is a goofy man, usually hops up slightly on every third step, has a shirt chewing disorder and literally laughs like a giggling gherkin.
Mearle's are growers not showers and what they lack in length they more than make up in girth. They are generally uncircumcised and have been known to be missing a portion of their front chompers.
Mearle's are growers not showers and what they lack in length they more than make up in girth. They are generally uncircumcised and have been known to be missing a portion of their front chompers.
"See that bloke, hes almost eaten the entire front of his shirt".
"Yeah, that's Mearle. He does that to prevent all the blood in his going to his massive girth. You should watch one laugh!"
"Fuck oath, what a chap!"
"Yeah, that's Mearle. He does that to prevent all the blood in his going to his massive girth. You should watch one laugh!"
"Fuck oath, what a chap!"
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Get the Maglev mug.Used to define a "blah" not caring or frustrated state.
Can also be used to describe a boring or blah place
Can also be used to describe a boring or blah place
by MergleQueen May 24, 2008
Get the Mergle mug.Megalepsy often occurs when an adult male is subject to an image of Megan Fox and is then so sexually aroused he cannot control his actions.
The primary cause is an image of Megan Fox found in a newspaper or magazine. The Megaleptic will isolate the image and proceed to dry hump it until he gets satisfied. Once the act has been appropriated to this image, other sufferers will not touch, grind or dirty talk the image as it is the territory of another Megaleptic. Megaleptics seldom indulge in group dry-humping.
Other symptoms include slipping into a coma after momentarily gazing at Megan Fox and unstoppable bouts of drooling, screaming, whooping and hollering.
The longest recorded Megaleptic coma currently stands at three days 16 hours.
The primary cause is an image of Megan Fox found in a newspaper or magazine. The Megaleptic will isolate the image and proceed to dry hump it until he gets satisfied. Once the act has been appropriated to this image, other sufferers will not touch, grind or dirty talk the image as it is the territory of another Megaleptic. Megaleptics seldom indulge in group dry-humping.
Other symptoms include slipping into a coma after momentarily gazing at Megan Fox and unstoppable bouts of drooling, screaming, whooping and hollering.
The longest recorded Megaleptic coma currently stands at three days 16 hours.
"George has got his Megalepsy on with my newspaper, go grab the sport section quickly."
"He was in a coma at the cinema for 2 days, what a Megaleptic!"
"He was in a coma at the cinema for 2 days, what a Megaleptic!"
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