Meable

adj. Word used to describe something or someone that is easily penetrated.

That girl is meable.

You are meable minded.

by krokioki June 17, 2010

meable

Improper wipage after taking a crunch leads to small chunks of feces becoming entangled in the ass hair. The shit becomes hardened and hangs and is then known as a meable

also known asdingleberry

If youd pick your meables off your underwear wouldnt turn brown so often

by Tooley November 21, 2003

Meable

To make something like yourself.

She ask" What did u like about me?. "

He replied " Because you were meable."

by Girl from The Park February 11, 2022

Meable

To make a person more like you. A partner/ friend that takes on traits, thoughts or habits is considered meable.

She asked him why he liked her and he replied by saying because you are meable.

by Girl from The Park February 11, 2022

Merble

A state of relative nothingness, boredom, frustration, or just general existence for which there is no adequate substitute. Merbling can be an action, as well as an adjective, or a general conversation filler, as well as noun (merbler). There are many forms of merble, but all involve similar, unexciting emotions.

"Man, about ten minutes into that 3-hour lecture, I was merbling hard, it only got worse from there"

"Dude, your 30 minutes late!" "Merble!"

"I went on a date with that girl, but she was too much of a merbler, so I bailed."

by arbjay November 29, 2012

Pubic Measles

Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied

Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home

by Sid Johnson February 5, 2009

Measles

The frequently deadly disease that anti-vaxxers are willing to expose their children to out of an unfounded fear of autism. Can cause blindness, sterility, heart damage and life long complications, but hey, its better dead than slightly non-neurotypical.

See also whooping cough.

"Madison and Skyler have the measles, why don't you bring your kids over and get it over with! Better hurry though, Skyler's starting to smell pretty bad and has been sleeping for three days. Guess those MMS enemas are really helping him detox!"

by KimmieKoi October 24, 2018