Masturcate

To eat and masturbate at the same time

Since he was very busy, Calvin would masturcate to save time

by tmHK October 31, 2011

masturbrasion

n: genital chafing, caused by excessively aggressive or unlubricated self-abuse.

After jerking off five times one afternoon, he spent a week with a severe case of masturbrasion.

by xqqme August 9, 2010

MasterCrumble

A slang for a sexy person

"Oh look at that MasterCrumble walking over there!"

by Aceito October 3, 2016

mastercrying

The act of crying and masterbating simultaneously.

I am a lonely loser, every night you will find me in my room mastercrying myself to sleep.

by ChiChi1984 November 6, 2011

Mastercraft

An American world class waterski boat

"Dave owns a mastercraft boat"

by A.C.E June 30, 2006

masturcongratulabations

A congratulation that is given to someone who doesnt necessarily deserve one, yet expects one.
A sarcastic form of congratulating someone.
Stroking ones ego with empty congratulatory phrasings.

Many masturcongratulabations were given to Robert for not cheating on his wife.

by malcolm carpenter January 7, 2005

masturbreak

when one is working extremely hard and takes a break to masturbate.

tom was finishing almost done his essay before he took a masturbreak

by diiiirtyc December 20, 2008