Masturcate 

To eat and masturbate at the same time

Since he was very busy, Calvin would masturcate to save time

Masturcate by tmHK October 31, 2011

Masturcate 

Masturbating while eating a meal. A combination of masturbating and chewing your food (masticating) at the same time.

I really wanted to pull my pud this morning before going to work but I'm short on time. Do I skip breakfast or skip masturbating? Maybe I'll just masturcate?

Masturcate by Rixadork May 20, 2015

masturcate 

The act of masturbating as a substitute for medication. It's the combination of masturbate with medicate. Masturcate.

Rather than taking Aspirin, Joe masturcated to relief his headache.

masturcate by Manok October 18, 2003

masturcate 

the process of jerking off into a woman's vagina while halfway in; the act of masturbating while fornicating;

I masturcated that girl so hard last night..it was awesome.

masturcate by DMoney March 3, 2004

Masturcate 

The art of bending over and sucking your own penis.

I got so desparete last night I had to Masturcate!

Masturcate by Master Zen December 30, 2007

masturbate and switch 

Masturbate and switch — the erotic KINK of having sex with one person while thinking of another; or, of talking dirty to a sexual partner and allowing them to verbally — either from your mouth or theirs — acknowledge deep sexual attraction for another person; or, for an extreme sexual scenario.

This is not a practice for the sexually insecure — unless insecurity is your particular KINK!!!!!

On the one hand, if one wants to enjoy the depth sexuality of another, the partner has to be made to feel comfortable physically, mentally and spiritually.

On the other hand, one would have to ask if their ego is strong enough to facilitate the unbridled sexuality and fantasy life of another.

Well…you don’t hit home runs unless you swing for the fences. And, on the other hand, if you swing too hard and miss YOU CAN STRIKE OUT!!!!!!

Unless you are a “sex-pert” DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!

But if you are ever semi-single in Negril at a Club Med — and you didn’t hear this from me — give it a shot!!!!!!!

Remember: NOT A PRACTICE FOR THE SEXUALLY TIMID AND INSECURE!!!!!!

Him: Wow, that was a quick orgasm, babe!!! You must have been really horny.

Her: Naw. I did a masturbate and switch and IT GOT REALLY GOOD TO ME!!!!!!

Him: Tell me what you were thinking so I can masturbate and switch, too!!!!!!!!!

masturbate and switch by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 21, 2023

masteurdate 

noun. when one takes oneself out on a date in which the ultimate prize is masteurbation.

I had such a good masteurdate last night, I got about 5mL of proof if you dont believe me.

masteurdate by mark86 March 5, 2007