Ladina

You're damn lucky if you know a Ladina. Ladina = Awesomeness. She is extremely funny and entertaining and she seems happy all the time. She makes people around her smiling and knows to cheer them up when they're down. She is very kind and understanding and listens to everybody's problems and tries to help. Ladina is up for EVERYTHING, even if it's the most stupid and random thing ever. She is also very beautiful, sexy, athletic and smart. Guys are often too shy to ask her out. She knows millions of people and has millions of friends but only a few have the honor to have a spot in her heart. Ladina is probably the most outgoing and open minded person ever. Treat her with respect and enjoy the time you spend with her, it is truly one of the best times of your life!

Andy: Have you met Ladina, she is so funny, she is just awesome!!

Ben: I know she is gorgeous, I've been out with her couple times, it was hilarious, I've had the time of my life

Matt: Hey guys calm down, she's mine!

Ben to Andy: See... that's her boyfriend. I wish I was him! she the nicest, sexiest, funniest and most awesome person I've ever met. Matt sucks so bad!

Marina: Hey Ladina, are you up for an Ice-Cream contest?

Ladina: of course, man! and afterwards we go to this raver concert and get wasted as hell. and tomorrow morning church haha!

by wellidonttellyou June 2, 2011

lying sack of shit

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears

I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!

by GM July 21, 2003

Lying tourettes

Someone who lies for no reason at all. They lie about the smallest things. They think no one can detect it but in most cases it is extremely obvious

Why is she saying that? it's obviously not true!, It's because she has lying tourettes

by blackbird123 October 8, 2011

Lying Downstairs

Lying Downstairs is when someone isn't telling the truth about how many people they've slept with.

Wow! Look at Susan, she is really lying downstairs!

by TheBigMacDaddy May 4, 2020

Lying Little Abortion

What Miu calls Kokichi

Miu: How bout' you just keep your f***ing mouth shut you lying little abortion!
Kokichi: Wha? That was really uncalled for! I only said that to find the culprit..WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOUR SO MEAN! K, I feel a lot better now!

by Zethya_orsomething May 23, 2021

lying for jesus

Definition: when Christians deliberately spread misinformation, disinformation, propaganda, specious arguments, lies in order to further legitimize their religion or bring people to jesus.

"The Creation Museum is lying for jesus when they show that dinosaurs walked on earth with humans."

The Discovery Institute, Answers in Genesis, Creation Museum

by i.am.aerie July 11, 2010

Lying Whore

A woman who lies about everything from her weight to what she did during the day. A whore who spreads her legs or ass for 5 minutes of feeling Needed even though the guys putting their dicks in her arent into her but they only are using her HOLES.A woman how breaks her marraige vows. A woman how thinks its ok to want another woman's man and thinks SEX will help her take it. A woman how lies about things in order to get attention. A woman who actually thinks she can justify her LIES as someone else faults

Several lying whores I have met in life are this whore. But Jennifer Warnick takes the award for lying whore

by I'm Lovin it November 1, 2010