Legities 

A combination of the two words Legit and Titties, meaning someone has an extremely nice rack or set of boobs.

Pronounced: "legit.ies", basically add "ies" to legit and you got it.

"That girl is haggard but her "legities" bring it all together."

"If she dont got "legities" don't bother."

or

"I'm goin out to score some "legities"

Legities by Justin Leo Garret Jonah Brett Derek March 23, 2008

Legities 

A combination of the two words "Legit" and "Titties". Meaning a girl has infact Legit titties, or if your out of the loop it means a girl has a really nice rack.

Pronounced: "Legit.ies"

"That chick has some fucking legities!"

"Dude shes a butterface but her legities bring it all together"

"Im goin' out to score me some legities"

Legities by robojmo March 23, 2008

Legitimidget 

An honest to god Legitimate Midget, with a big head, short legs/arms and a long torso. Not just a very small/short person

Hey, don't bag on that legitimidget for stealing that handicapped spot! He has no choice but to be nose level with assholes for the rest of his life!

Legitimidget by ryeguythefryguy September 12, 2010

legitimate rape 

Most women are running around hoping some neanderthal will force his will on them. The very few who don't really want it are the legitimate rape vicims. (Todd Akin, R-Mo)

A Republican representative has said that women don't become pregnant if they are the victim of legitimate rapewhile explaining his anti-abortion views on TV.

Todd Akin, a nominee for Senate in Missouri, also told the Jaco Report that it was rare for a woman to become pregnant after being raped because the 'female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down'.

The GOP senate hopeful was explaining his no-exception rule when it comes to abortion.

legitimate rape by OptimisticSoutherner August 20, 2012

legitimate rape 

An extremely inappropriate way saying that a specific incidence of rape has been investigated and determined to have occurred in an illegal manner.

“If it’s legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down,” Todd Akin explained to a St. Louis TV station in 2012 before losing his race for US Senate.
Todd Akin went on to claim that if the female body does not shut down and a baby is born it will be a special little child.

Todd Akin gave the following example: “I had a number of people in my campaign that were children…who were conceived in rape.”

legitimate rape by mlhiss May 17, 2019

Legitimi 

The scientific plural of legitimate. Used when something is SO legit it deserves a plural!

DUDE TONY! Those NY strips were legitimi!!!

Legitimi by harry3829293 April 28, 2010

legitamis maximus 

Something being amazing,awesome,real,LEGIT! to epic porportions.

"true lemon: packets of crystalized lemons that you add to drinks such as water or diet coke dude! try it man!"

"OMG it seriously tastes like i squeezed a lemon in my water!!!"

"I told you this stuff is legitamis maximus!!!"

legitamis maximus by lilmamma43345 May 13, 2010