Definitions by ryeguythefryguy

bootomy 

the act of placing a boot inside someone's anus, i.e. bootomizing someone

Did you hear that john straight up broke his foot off in someone's ass! Yeah dude, he totally committed a random act of bootomy. He was wearin those size 13 steel-toed boots too!

bootomy by ryeguythefryguy December 17, 2010

bootomize 

To break your foot off in one's ass while wearing a boot. to commit bootomy

ouch, that had to hurt! you're tellin me I'd be poopin funny for 2 weeks if I got bootomized like that.

bootomize by ryeguythefryguy December 17, 2010

Legitimidget 

An honest to god Legitimate Midget, with a big head, short legs/arms and a long torso. Not just a very small/short person

Hey, don't bag on that legitimidget for stealing that handicapped spot! He has no choice but to be nose level with assholes for the rest of his life!

Legitimidget by ryeguythefryguy September 12, 2010