Landwerlen

A tall stiffy.

Whooooaaa!!!! Look at that landwerlen!!!!

by G bag September 20, 2010

Landscraper

A bad landscaper

Jim says he's a great lawn guy, but he's actually a landscraper because my front lawn is so patchy now

by Cemmop August 21, 2017

Anton landerer

your favorite hoodlum rock climber. has strong hands and is super HOT

hes an Anton landerer

by jksafhdhflak January 15, 2019

No Hander Lander

When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.

Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!

by oddy2222 February 25, 2019

Landsverking

The act of staying home and protecting ones virginity

Named after the Landsverk L-60

Hey where is Alex? Oh he is Landsverking at home.

by Someguyonaphone September 22, 2019

flat lander

A person that comes from south of Interstate 80 to hunt in Northern Pennsylvania for bear or deer. Usually these people have unnecessarily large trunks such as Ford F-350s or Dodge 3500 series.

That flat lander shot a deer out of his brand new F-350.

by ZBall April 7, 2008

Lander

Lander is Danish slang for "Calender", where one would write information on important dates such as work schedules.

Vickee forgot when she was supposed to be at work because she doesnt believe in "Landers"

by Dnwlsh April 10, 2009