Kidney Tickler

The status symbol for any guy with a big dick. A remark used by women to describe a man with a big cock. A term readily used by size queens.

Girl 1: Why are you walking so funny today?

Girl 2: Ended up with a real kidney tickler last night. I'm still a little sore.

Girl 1: What's his name?

Girl 2: I never really got his name, we met-

Girl 1: Cut the bullshit, bitch! Gimme his fuckin' name!

by xellosxerxes December 29, 2011

Kidney stone

Also known as a urolithiasis, a kidney stone forms in a kidney, then usually gets sucked into a urine stream, being stuck in your bladder until it goes in though enough urinating, causing mass pain near the bladder area, kidney stones can sometimes cause fevers and illnesses.

Aaron got a kidney stone, and during that time he was in much pain.

by BigBadBulldog April 17, 2019

kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.

Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Anal Kidney Punching

sticking your cock so far up a chicks ass that you poke her kidney and she pisses blood

guy1: what are you doing tonight?

guy2: oh my woman wanted mo to practice my Anal Kidney Punching.

guy1: oh....

guy2: yea she says im really close but no blood yet.

by samtheman4808 April 30, 2008

kidney cracker

Another word for penis!

Bob hit me with his kidney cracker

by darryl February 5, 2003

Kidney Belt

The organ-legging area that stretches from Egypt in the west, to Iraq in the east (including Jordan).
This 3rd-World area has witnessed some of the largest organ-legging activity (e.g. kidneys that are in constant demand!) in recent modern times that it has been given a nome-de-'Belt': Kidney Belt!

Organ-leggers in Jordan -- a country part of the Kidney Belt in the poor Middle-East are profiting from a declining economic state and this is an alarming issue: many desperate, unemployed young men have no other choice but to go to an illegal clinic and risk their lives to sell their kidneys for 2000-3500$ a pop!

by hammer---;, hytham April 17, 2007

My Kidneys Have Exploded

Ryan Keith Follese's impression on "My ovaries have exploded"

Beautiful Freak: OMG MY KIDNEYS HAVE EXPLODED
Normal Person: what but I thought it was ovaries
Beautiful Freak:...
Normal Person:...

by Spec17 January 5, 2013