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Out- of- kelter

A Newfie slang word. In short the word means to get absolutely plastered and out of control.
Bob: hey man, what are you doing on Friday night?

Fred: I'm getting absolutely out- of- kelter
by ViagraSniffer February 26, 2013
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Keter

a class for SCPs, contrary to popular belief, a SCP being Keter dose not mean it is extremely destructive, it means it is hard/impossible to contain

EX: cat who randomly switches places with another cat anywhere on earth would be considered Keter and a button that can destroy the entire universe when it's pressed would not be keter.
"man where so good at escaping prisons we should be classified as keter"
by guy47 September 20, 2020
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Kettering Fairmont High School

Located in Kettering ohio it is the drug haven of the midwest. Want to buy something? ask anyone and they will direct you in the right direction. An eclectic school, with many wanna be gangsters, emo kids and scene bitches, its how fairmont rolls.
by oogaboogabitch February 24, 2009
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Kettering internet

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.
Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.
by Kettering Student May 25, 2006
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kelter

*to take a dump in your pants, on something, or somewhere.

*a synonym for shit in the new milford, ct area
"the yankees really keltered the red sox this weekend"
by mankow October 30, 2009
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Kester

Noun- Kester is a cigarette were the tobacco is replaced with feces and is often used as a prank by teenagers in the UK
Guy1: Bruh this isn't weed

Guy2: Yeah replaced your's with a Kester haha lol
by Red-V December 23, 2019
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Kefters

Underwear worn by men - usually boxer shorts.
My kefters are a bit tight around the bollocks.

I got a nice pair of red kefters for Christmas.
by Muchobenny December 28, 2011
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