Kebabe

A woman who looks incredibly tasty when one is pissed at 2 in the morning, but the thought of whom turns one's stomach in the sober light of day.
"I met a Kebabe last night. Eurgh"
by Alex January 19, 2004
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Kebabed

A synonym for being drunk or smashed.
I was so kebabed last night i dont even remember what happened.
by Pulse0021 March 26, 2010
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kebabe

check out that kebabe
by stipsh May 24, 2015
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Kebabism

an anthropological movement where the development of religion, literature and law are all centered around the use of skewers, meat and other items related to the making of an kebab. Most notable phenomenon of the movement include the rise of the Kebab VooDooism, prevalent use of the words 'yogurt' and 'chili' in legal document to signify importance and replacement of nearly a tenth of the Turkish vocabulary by the word Kebab. The movement is still ongoing.
Applications of Kebabism:
When ordering food, 'I will have kebab (tea), a small kebab (prawn salad) and a kebab (Kebab) please'

It's extremely chili to maintain patient confidentiality

Take the holy shish, the spirit of the kebab will show you the way
by TheCrusader November 29, 2012
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Kebabing

sexual intercourse with a deceased person of Turkish origin.
Billy hadn't realized he was late for supper as he was too busy kebabing Adiguzel, his dear friend, who had recently passed away.
by MyMiddleEasternLament December 07, 2009
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Kebab

Refers to a girl who is not good at pole dancing.
She is not very aesthetic while spinning around the pole so she looks like a kebab.
- Rob: "This dancer is not very good..."
- Jun: "Yeah, she's such a kebab"
by sapristi August 06, 2021
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Kebabe

In the same vein as a late night street kebab (kabab, kebob, kabob, etc..) sounds so delicious when you're drunk that you eat one only to wake-up the next morning feeling ill...a kebabe is a chick who you pick-up at night after leaving the bars thinking she's a a good idea...only to be sick the next morning when you wake-up next to her.
Most often used in England, S. Africa or Australia
Guy 1: Bru, I'm hammered, let's grab some kebabes.
Guy 2: Sorry Mate, last time I brought home one of those dolls I woke-up in the morning and thought I fucked a bear...I'll stick to the chicken kebabs.
by -phranc July 29, 2010
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