Joetallica

Describes only the most long-haired and metal of people, sometimes used in place of one's name.

That guy is so Joetallica, his long, metal hair blows when no wind is present.

by SHS courtesy of Dan November 26, 2006

jostle

To move through a crowd fondling the breasts, vagina and/or butt of any girl who is in the way.

"That man is so irked he is going to jostle half the women in SoHo!"

by Manji5 November 11, 2009

Jostle Joystick January

This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.

“Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”

“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”

“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”

“Fuuucckkk bro”

by TheRealGhost December 1, 2018

JoStar Joke

A joke that causes more distress than joy from the recipients of the joke. The person who says the joke will usually start laughing in an unbearable lil' giggle that will cause even more pain to the listeners

JoStar: "Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet?"
Innocent bystander 1: "Why?"
JoStar: "because its a little meteor!"
Innocent bystander 2: "That is such a JoStar joke bruh."
Innocent bystander 3: "I will end you."
JoStar: *giggling like a little beech*

by Aim For North August 22, 2022

Jostled

When you jiggle your body parts on another person.

Emma really Jostled all over Riley last night

by Doggystyle876 June 4, 2017

joshalicious

When anyone by the name Josh is so hot, no woman can resist.

Also a type of taste, if you get what I mean ;)

Look at him, he's so fly! Girl that man is joshalicious!

I ate something relatively close to a polish sausage, man, it was joshalicious!

by JoshFOCK December 8, 2006

jostle

When two people meet in a hall way, and are not able to surpass one another, they do an awkward motion to figure out which way the other will go. One must stand still, and let the other surpass.

"OMG BJAY WE JUST JOSTLED!"
... wow that was awkward...

by ariana samani September 10, 2006