jankity

adj.
a car that makes a lot of noise due to lose metal pieces, like the bumper or muffler

something that moves in such a way that if it were made out of pieces of metal, it would sound like a jankity car

"that car is jankity" = "that vehicle is in desperate need of repair"

or

"j-lo's ass is jankity"

by jankity April 6, 2008

Janketyassedest

Adj., superlative: To be poorly designed, built, and/or maintained to such an extent that the user or observer is genuinely shocked that the system in question is stable or functional.

It may be the janketyassedest set we've ever built, so make sure your health insurance is in order.

by TenthSpeedWriter December 7, 2010

Janketeer

A Foam Dart Blaster modder, however, using "janky" materials and techniques such as hot glue, popsticks, parts of other items instead of using more elegant and cleaner ways. The end product usually looks tacky, rough and of poor quality, yet it stands out and is unique, which is why the person who created such a mess is called a janketeer.

"Dude, he used an old Lego brick as a spacer, he's such a Janketeer"

by Foam Flinging HS October 30, 2023

Jankey

A jizzy hankey

Person 1:Hey dude have you ot a tissue, I'm about to sneeze.
Person 2:Nah man, all ive got is this jankey
Person 1:Whats a jankey?
Person 2: A hankey i jizzed on

by The Wizard In Black October 1, 2009

jankity

Something that really stinks (literally or figuratively).

Whoa...roll down the windows! Catie laid a jankity-ass fart back there.

by nkb December 18, 2005

jankedy

Related to "yo shit don't work" "Old tired-ass equipment" Anything 10 years or older costing less than $25 possibly sitting on your front porch for more than a year.

"Your Atari 2600 looks awfully jankedy on your black and white television."

"I refuse to throw dubs on your jankedy-ass Pinto"

by Joseph El Hombre December 12, 2008

Janety

adjective: Disgustingly ghetto, oh so janky, in need of janetorial work.
Noun form is Janet.
if something is really janety, it is janety curd

Yo mom is so Janet. Her car is a janey colt vista.

by curd January 23, 2003